Camouflage . . .

The plumbing under my sink exploded just before we had some company coming over.  I raced over to the Home Depot and found the parts and found myself under my sink. Memories of my father fixing my mother's sink crossed my mind as I removed the old corroded seals and replaced the piping.
This was not something I wanted to do in front of my visitors, however, we could not finish cooking dinner.  You never realize how much the kitchen sink is used until the pipes explode.
Anyway, the pipes are flowing again, my wife is happy, and dinner went well.  No Plumber's Camouflage was needed.