You Know You're Married to A Homeschooler When . . .

We've been homeschooling our kids for the last two years . . . well, let me clarify . . . my wife has been homeschooling our kids with the occasional help I can give her.  (She's my hero because of this, by the way).  
You know you're married to a homeschooling mom when:

• The only time your wife looks refreshed is during the summer and at Christmas.
• Your wife's eyes light up when you say Homeschooling Curriculum Conference
• You give your wife a love note and . . . she grades it.
• Your wife gets misty eyed when a school bus drives by.
• Your wife prays nightly for the return of the Lord before school starts tomorrow.
• Your wife scolds in her sleep.
• You've eaten cereal for dinner at least once this week.
• The first place you look for your wife when you come home from work is in the closet.
• Your wife will only talk to you if you raise your hand.

Homeschooling is a tough job. . . I think it is one of the toughest jobs on the earth.
Thanks, dear.